Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Christmas 16 - Lets grow down.

Sometimes us adults just take everything way to seriously. We forget that we are still that child that played silly games, did fun crazy stuff and didn't care what the "Grown Ups" thought. Well I have had to many of those moments creep into my days lately, so I have decided to discourage the serious grown up moments to only creep in when absolutely necessary. With that in mind I thought I would tell you all a couple of silly fun jokes. I hope it at least brings a smile to your face.

"What do elves learn in school?
? The elf-abet


What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
? The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
? So he can hoe hoe hoe


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
? Frosted Flakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
? Frostbite


What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
? Sandy Claws!


What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
? Crisp Cringle


What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
? Neither! Candles always burn shorter!


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
? He had low elf esteem


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
? Claustrophobic"