Sometimes us adults just take everything way to seriously. We forget that we are still that child that played silly games, did fun crazy stuff and didn't care what the "Grown Ups" thought. Well I have had to many of those moments creep into my days lately, so I have decided to discourage the serious grown up moments to only creep in when absolutely necessary. With that in mind I thought I would tell you all a couple of silly fun jokes. I hope it at least brings a smile to your face.
"What do elves learn in school?
? The elf-abet
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
? The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
? So he can hoe hoe hoe
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
? Frosted Flakes
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
? Frostbite
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
? Sandy Claws!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
? Crisp Cringle
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
? Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
? He had low elf esteem
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
? Claustrophobic"
Well, that worked. I can face the crowds down in the jungle that is Bondi now.
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I say inner child rock on! lol I love allowing my inner child to come out to play and play it shall now that I have some time to play!
ReplyDeleteFabulous distraction from 'adulthood', Davine! Thank You!!!
ReplyDeleteI have wandered here from Ms. Penniwigs (isn't she a kick in the pants and oh so generous) and if you don't mind, I'd like to stay awhile and share old Hippy with you. Your jokes made the day for my grandchildren. And the lolly tree is a wonderful share as well. I hope that you will drop by my blog and read on a crazy olde broad and maybe we can chat up a cyber friendship.
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